One of Twitter's trending topics today is #takemymoneyHBO, because the "super cool" I-don't-own-a-TV-types want to be able to watch HBOGO without having cable and a subscription to HBO. People are tweeting @HBO and @HBOGO what they would pay per month for a standalone internet subscription to the premium channel.Now, I hate to do this, because I'd love these fucking idiots to continue wasting time with their cute little internet revolt, but here is how I have a completely free HBOGO subscription without a TV or cable...It's two simple steps, which should be easy for most folks to figure out, but since I assume most of these braindead fucks are begging for HBOGO so they can watch Girls whenever they want, I'm not surprised they are too dumb to figure it out on their own.
Step 1: Find a friend or family member that does have cable and a subscription to HBO.
Step 2: Ask them for their password.
Now, you hipster idiots, that wasn't so hard was it? It's kind of like how you stole the Gotye album, except without the torrent reader and the downloading. Enjoy Girls, but keep in mind just because the fat, disgusting, mongoloid that writes, directs and stars in that show gets laid all the time doesn't mean you can be overweight & gross and have sex too, because remember it's not real life, it's HBO.
