The Final Four

No surprises in the Midwest or South as #1 seeds Police and Lena Dunham have absolutely torn through their regions and seem destined to clash in the Championship Game. 

Meanwhile, Cinderella #13 seed Skip Bayless has done his best Wichita State impression advancing from the West. Skip squeaked out back-to-back close games over #1 seed Whoever Bangs Kate Upton and then a 3OT thriller against Work to punch a ticket to Atlanta. 

Rounding out the Final Four is, NY Giants offensive coordinator and 3rd & long draw lover, Kevin Glibride. KG blew out Eagles fans before hitting a buzzer beater against Meter Maids in the Elite 8. 

Only one more weekend of akshun remains before a Champion is crowned!

The Sour 16

Well, there were some buzzer beaters (Gluten Free over Final Four regular Jay Leno), some upsets (#13 Skip Bayless absolutely routing #4 seed Stephen A. Smith) and some expected domination (Lena Dunham rolling through her first two opponents by a combined scored of 212-31), but when the weekend was over only 16 Things I Hate remain. Here is your Sour 16...

March MADness 2.0

Selection Sunday was yesterday, so you know what that means...my March Madness of Hate is back and this year I've decided to let you guys in on the fun. Comment with which teams you hate the most and I'll update the bracket as the tourney rolls on. Happy Hating!

 

Zero Dark Fatty

Gotham Comedy Club - 1.22.2013

STFU Indeed...

For the record, I don't believe the "culture of violence in Hollywood" is responsible for the culture of violence in our country, lots of other countries watch crap like Knight & Day and don't run around shooting each other, but I do believe that celebrities need to Shut the Fuck Up.

 

Verbal BrainStormin'

I am the guest on the latest episode of Jamarr John Johnson's Verbal BrainStorm Podcast.