There's a lot of pop stars out there worth hating. You should hate Britney Spears for skanking her way into a career only to turn into a fat white-trash lunatic. You should hate Katy Perry for making music targeting the lowest common denominator and hiding her lack of talent behind her huge rack. And you should definitely hate Lady Gaga for dressing like a clown from the future so her di-di-di-disaster face doesn't get in the way of her selling dance hall garabage. But, in my opinion Pink should be hated more than any of them. She's the worst because she only plays the "women should be empowered card". Taking stupid, sad, girls everywhere with no self-esteem and turning their pain into her record sales. If Pink hates the likes of the slutty popstars mentioned above than how come she rarely wears more than a bra in her music videos? If she thinks music should be about more than just your looks how come her hair changes color everyday and her makeup looks like it was applied by a team?
Below, is the latest pile of undigested Pink shit. Look girls, if you can't make any friends as a child and think stealing a prom dress from the mall is going to make you feel better, well guess what, you're not fuckin' perfect. If you're failing out of school because you spend all your time doing drugs and scratchiti in the girls bathroom, you're not fuckin' perfect. If every time you're feeling down you cut your hair or your wrists, you're not fuckin' perfect.
Another sign you're not fuckin' perfect is if you like this song. In fact, if you do like this song, or Pink for that matter, get in the bathtub and slit your wrists...and make sure your teddy bear isn't around to talk you out of it.
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