Kooks of Komedy: Episode 5

The latest episode of my new surfing/stand-up podcast, the Kooks of Komedy, is now available. But you guys already knew that because you have subscribed on iTunes right? Right?!? Please subscribe...

Excessive Body Hair is Linked to Higher Intellect....

@UberFacts just posted that beauty. You know what that means...

I Podcast Therefore I Am...

I'm no longer the last remaining comic on earth without his own podcast! Fellow comedian (and surfer) Lachlan Patterson and I have started recording the Kooks of Komedy, a podcast about standing up on comedy stages and surf boards.

You can subscribe on iTunes. and/or follow us SoundCloud. Thanks in advance for subscribing/listening/rating/reviewing/sending us naked photos!

My Mustache is Now on Twitter?!

Raekwon 'Royals' Remix

Childhood Memories with Jay Nog

Fellow comedian Jay Nog hosts a great podcast where comics come on and talk about their childhood. Check out the episode I was on here.

Bud Buddies: COMING SOON

Bud Buddies Teaser

UnTweeted: Vol. V

If you thought Miss Utah's answer was bad, you should hear some answers from the Mister America Pageant. Just kidding, men don't have beauty pageants...that's why we get paid more.

A Champion is Crowned

Well my Final Four of Hate was one for the ages. In the first matchup on Saturday, Skip Bayless came out firing and took a 10-point lead into the half against the #1 overall seed. But the Police were just too much down the stretch and ended up pulling out a 3-point win, ending Bayless' Cinderella run just a game short of the finals. 

On the other side of the bracket Lena Dunham's impressive tournament continued as she rolled passed Kevin Gilbride with ease, setting up a battle of #1's in the final game.

The championship game was a back and forth affair, much like Louisville-Michigan, with each team seemingly throwing knock out blows, only to have their opponent come back with an impressive run of their own. In the end, the fact that I have recently received tickets for drinking on the beach, speeding, texting while driving AND talking on my phone while driving was just too much for Lena Dunham's nakedness (despite never dieting or exercising) to overcome. Congratulations and Fuck You to the Police who are the first ever back-to-back champions in the history of the Hate Bracket.

The Final Four

No surprises in the Midwest or South as #1 seeds Police and Lena Dunham have absolutely torn through their regions and seem destined to clash in the Championship Game. 

Meanwhile, Cinderella #13 seed Skip Bayless has done his best Wichita State impression advancing from the West. Skip squeaked out back-to-back close games over #1 seed Whoever Bangs Kate Upton and then a 3OT thriller against Work to punch a ticket to Atlanta. 

Rounding out the Final Four is, NY Giants offensive coordinator and 3rd & long draw lover, Kevin Glibride. KG blew out Eagles fans before hitting a buzzer beater against Meter Maids in the Elite 8. 

Only one more weekend of akshun remains before a Champion is crowned!

The Sour 16

Well, there were some buzzer beaters (Gluten Free over Final Four regular Jay Leno), some upsets (#13 Skip Bayless absolutely routing #4 seed Stephen A. Smith) and some expected domination (Lena Dunham rolling through her first two opponents by a combined scored of 212-31), but when the weekend was over only 16 Things I Hate remain. Here is your Sour 16...

March MADness 2.0

Selection Sunday was yesterday, so you know what that means...my March Madness of Hate is back and this year I've decided to let you guys in on the fun. Comment with which teams you hate the most and I'll update the bracket as the tourney rolls on. Happy Hating!

 

Zero Dark Fatty

Gotham Comedy Club - 1.22.2013