This is the kind of video...

That I'd sit around on my couch watching MTV all day in hopes of catching...you know if I was 15 and MTV still played videos.

Joechella

Coachella has finally announced it's 2011 lineup and while there are some great acts like Kings of Leon, The Black Keys, Arcade Fire, Bright Eyes, Mumford & Sons, and Kanye West, the only band I need to see is The Strokes.

They're playing Sunday night and I'd happily pay a hundred bucks for the day and sit through a bunch of indie bands I don't give a shit about just to see them, but Coachella doesn't do single day tickets. The only option is to spend $269 (plus taxes & fees, lodging, food, drink, drugs, etc.) for the whole three-day affair.

Well, I say "fuck that noise". Instead, I've decided to have my own festival. I'm just going to set up a tent city in my backyard that weekend, eat a bunch of mushrooms, play The Strokes discography on repeat and have my girlfriend charge me $10 for bottled water...I'm calling it Joechella.