UnTweeted: Volume III

Lena Dunham says the upcoming season of Girls will be more "diverse"...and by that I assume she means bit parts will be given to actors whose parents aren't famous.

FOUND: My Halloween costume

I am absolutely being the Dead Presidents from Point Break for Halloween. First three people to hit me up can join me. But, keep in mind I've already got dibs on Reagan, because obviously I am Bodhi. Also, if anyone wants to limp while following us around in a neon pink trimmed wetsuit the role of Utah is available.

UnTweeted: Volume II

"I am to ladies breasts what Peter Travers is to movies...I like ALL of them."

UnTweeted: Volume I

Sometimes I write a tweet but then I don't hit send. Or I tweet something and Immediately delete it. This can happen for many reasons, like I think it's funny, but only for a second. Or It's offensive and I worry that one day my mom might stumble across it. But mostly it's because it shits on someone or multiple people that are "in the business" who I worry will see it and add yet another demerit next to my name on the Black List that I am undoubtably already on. Well from now on those tweets will go here, because I am well aware no one reads this. So here we go...

"I am so excited for The Mindy Project tonight!" - Mindy Kaling's comedy friends & stupid people who only repeat what they read on Twitter.

Snacks on Snacks on Snacks

Praino Mercy

RZA is my spirit animal...